That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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