do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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