I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
the day after is always just damage control
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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