No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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