Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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