Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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