Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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