I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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