Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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