I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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