I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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