You surviving the open bar?
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That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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