If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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