Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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