That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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