I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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