Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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