coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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