please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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