I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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