you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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