Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
not ubering you a puppy
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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