we're blogging at a bar
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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