Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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