good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
