fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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