I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
