i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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