idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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