I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize
