Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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