At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
