GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Randomize
