Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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