Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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