we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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