you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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