should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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