This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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