Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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