ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I enjoy the company of your penis
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