he wants to bone in the snuggie
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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