somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
