just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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