Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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