She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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