I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
