so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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