I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My vagina just clenched in fear
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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