dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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